D: Pesto Heaven

This article is amusing:

Acolytes of Buddhapesto, which is sold year-round at stores and farmers’ markets around the Hudson Valley, will tell you stories about guzzling eight-ounce containers on the spot, of hoarding it, of hiding it from their spouses, of stirring it into soups and smearing it all over omelets and scallops and apple slices. These are the people who stew in bruised silence for an entire morning if they learn that Mr. Trieste has been unable to make the two-and-a-half-hour trip to an open-air market in Westchester County.